THERE ONCE LIVED A GIRL


the name is tanya. my last name is ridiculously wordy and pisses me off, so i shall forever be known only as tanya b. seriously, that is what you will see on my business cards. currently sixteen going on seventeen. i was born on all hallows’ eve. halloween, aka october 31st. i’m in my last year of high school over in the lovely country of canada. my dream is to be an author, but if that doesn’t happen, my other dream is to be psychologist. a job where i can meddle? sounds like a dream. despite being of age, i can’t drive, nor do i have any desire to learn. i don’t like public transportation, but it’s better than driving on canadian roads kay. i don’t think i have anything else to add here… i’m also really bad at introducing myself. and talking about myself in general.

likes: books, writing, video games, music, animals, web designing, roleplaying, baking, mild weather, fantasy movies, epic fantasy in general, hanging with friends, the mountains, christmas, church, funny gifs, sleeping, soccer (just watching it okay), travelling, photography, tumblr

dislikes: snow, rain, worms, carrots, yard work, sports, twilight, stupid questions, dark forests, mosquitoes, allergies, coconuts, power outages, fire alarms, cooking, babysitting, cleaning up my dog’s waste, facebook, bullies, cramps, failure, being a teenager (fuck yeah emo)

fandoms: lord of the rings, a song of ice and fire, harry potter, the chronicles of narnia, the sword of truth, dark-hunter series, the mortal instruments, percy jackson, the legend of zelda, shin megami tensei: persona, kingdom hearts, dragonheart, braveheart, robin hood, breakfast at tiffany’s, xena: warrior princess, the tudors, true blood, the glee project (not glee okay. not glee)

10 facts:
01. i have never experienced the wonders of farmville since i lack a facebook account.
02. i am absolutely in love with this group my parents listen to; celtic thunder. their member damian mcginty is the only reason i watch the glee project.
03. i’ve been singing and acting for eight years, but i recently gave it up because the spotlight is too crowded in my school’s performing arts department.
04. i have a tendency to fawn over fictional men from all my favorite novels, movies, and tv shows. i can’t help it. they’re too damn fine.
05. i give a lot of advice to people, wanted and unwanted. i’m not obnoxious, i just want to help. actually, sometimes i am being obnoxious. deal with it.
06. i hold grudges. my anger’s pretty legendary and long lasting. i try not to get angry a lot. i guess i actually internalize my feelings a lot.
07. i hate horror movies with a passion. they give me nightmares and just plain freak me out… but i’m kind of addicted to them.
08. i can speak three languages, not counting elvish. yes, i studied some of tolkien’s elvish. it’s so pretty. don’t judge me. you can’t judge me. you’re jealous D<
09. i hate sleeping with pillows. if i do sleep with a pillow, it has to be flat and not like the poofy ones you find at hotels… i usually don’t sleep with pillows.
10. i honestly wish i was a blonde. i would never dye my hair though because it’s unhealthy… and i’m sure it would look stupid.

find me at: tumblr & nanowrimo or email me at: daemonophobia@gmail.com

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